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Food Crimes Series: This is what stadium food looks like

Most of us don't expect a fine dining experience prepared by Michelin-star chefs when we go to a game. But none of us expects whatever the hell this is!
Food Crimes Series: This is what stadium food looks like

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Going to a stadium to enjoy a game of your favorite team is almost a spiritual event for many sports fans. The energy of the crowd, the thrill of the game, and of course, junk food and beer. And regarding the food, an ordinary, mediocre burger or a hot dog that will not cause food poisoning is just fine in our books. But occasionally, a rogue vendor emerges. Someone, somewhere, for whatever unknown but undoubtedly wicked reason decides to stir the pot and offer something "completely different and unique".

People behind Footy Food regularly post food from sports stadiums around the world - good or bad. We made our "weirdest of them all" selection.

Fried bull testicles with fries at Colorado Rockies

The fries are what makes or breaks these balls.

Fried bull testicles with friesFried bull testicles with fries Credits: Footy Food

Roast potatoes and sausage in cornflower sauce at Arbroath FC

A fun game for drunk people: does it go inside my mouth, or did it come out of it?

Roast potatoes and sausage in cornflowerRoast potatoes and sausage in cornflower Credits: Footy Food

Pie in a roll (Wigan kebab) at Nairn County FC

At this point, we are starting to wonder if the Scots are pulling an elaborate prank, making us believe they truly eat stuff like this.

Pie in a rollPie in a roll Credits: Footy Food

Hot dog at Lancaster City FC

The ketchup is here so you accidentally don't eat the paper.

Hot dogHot dog Credits: Footy Food

Bangers and mash with gravy at Tranmere Rovers

That matchday team sheet sure looks tasty...

Bangers and mash with gravyBangers and mash with gravy Credits: Footy Food

Meat pie, mash potato, and mushy peas with gravy at Stockport County

The correct name is "Gravy with green and yellow".

Meat pie, mash potato, and mushy peas with gravyMeat pie, mash potato, and mushy peas with gravy Credits: Footy Food

Bacon Roll at Reading FC

Well, the doctors do say that bacon is not good for you.

Bacon RollBacon Roll Credits: Footy Food

Bratwurst at Viktoria Berlin

Yeah, we see it, but we ain't gonna say it!

BratwurstBratwurst Credits: Footy Food

Chips, cheese, and curry sauce at Rangers 

Again, it's a Scottish thing. You wouldn't understand.

Chips, cheese, and curry sauceChips, cheese, and curry sauce Credits: Footy Food

Balti pie at Sheffield United

This Balti pie passed away two weeks ago, and now its ashes will be spread all over the field.

Balti pieBalti pie Credits: Footy Food

Jumbo mac 'n cheese hot dog with fruit loops and bacon at Houston Rockets 

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and heart attack, all in one meal!

Mac 'n cheese/hot dog/fruit loopsMac 'n cheese/hot dog/fruit loops Credits: Footy Food

Breakfast at Poole Town

So, this Poole Town is some sort of a dystopian penal colony?

Credits: Footy Food

Pizza dog at Nottingham Forest

Well, why the hell not? If they can put pineapple on a pizza, why not a sausage drenched in mustard?

Pizza dogPizza dog Credits: Footy Food

 

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